Am
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water

Jack fell down and broke his crown, 'cause he was hittin' on Jill's daughter
D7
Mary had a little lamb, her fleece was white as snow
       Am
But everywhere that Mary went, the lamb refused to go
                   E7                                                        D7             (C)           (B)                  (A#)   Am
And if you don't have time for nursery rhymes, I guess you just don't know how the story goes

Am
Little Jack Horner sat in the corner eating a Christmas pie

He put in his thumb and pulled out a plum and said "I'm a plum thumb guy"
D7
Hey diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the moon
         Am
They smoked some crack and they ain't been back, the dish ran away with the spoon
                   E7                                                        D7             (C)           (B)                  (A#)   Am
And if you don't have time for nursery rhymes, I guess you just don't know how the story goes

Am
Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet eating her curds and whey

Along came a spider and sat down beside her and led Miss Muffet astray
D7
Mistress Mary, quite contrary, how does your garden grow
         Am
With silver bells and cockle shells, if you really need to know
                   E7                                                        D7             (C)           (B)                  (A#)   Am
And if you don't have time for nursery rhymes, I guess you just don't know how the story goes

(instrumental  2 times through with verse chords and format)