Watch That Wiggle
Jim Mohr
Note: Song actually starts out with the chorus
D
You better watch that wiggle, 'cause when you start to giggle
A
All the little boys and girls try to count your chins
A
You better watch that wiggle, 'cause when you start to jiggle
D
They can't tell where your face stops or your chest begins
G
D
You used to be a pretty little lady, used to weigh about a hundred pounds
E
A
Now all the little boys and girls make tents out of your nightgowns
G
D
Bm
I asked you to go on a diet, but I don't think you know what that means
A
G
D
You say you'll have a diet Pepsi after 19 plates of beans
(Repeat Chorus)
G
D
You could be a beauty queen if you'd chop yourself in two
E
A
And it would help your pocketbook to stop shopping at the zoo
G
D
Bm
I admit it's an easy thing to take you out to dine
A
G
D
You say one of everything and the waiter just says "fine"
(Repeat Chorus)
B7
E
You better watch that wiggle, 'cause when you start to giggle
B7
All the little boys and girls try to count your chins
B7
You better watch that wiggle, 'cause when you start to jiggle
E
They can't tell where your face stops or your chest begins
C7
F
You better watch that wiggle, 'cause when you start to giggle
C7
All the little boys and girls try to count your chins
C7
You better watch that wiggle, 'cause when you start to jiggle
F
They can't tell where your face stops or your chest begins
C7
F
C7 F
No they can't tell where your face stops and your chest begins
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