D
You better watch that wiggle, 'cause when you start to giggle
                                                                 A
All the little boys and girls try to count your chins
                 A
You better watch that wiggle, 'cause when you start to jiggle
                                                                                  D
They can't tell where your face stops or your chest begins

       G                                                      D
You used to be a pretty little lady, used to weigh about a hundred pounds
E                                                      A
Now all the little boys and girls make tents out of your nightgowns
G                                                D                                            Bm
I asked you to go on a diet, but I don't think you know what that means
A                                                      G                D
You say you'll have a diet Pepsi after 19 plates of beans

(Repeat Chorus)

G                                                       D
You could be a beauty queen if you'd chop yourself in two
       E                                                          A
And it would help your pocketbook to stop shopping at the zoo
G                                      D                     Bm
I admit it's an easy thing to take you out to dine
A                                                  G                     D
You say one of everything and the waiter just says "fine"

(Repeat Chorus)

B7                   E
      You better watch that wiggle, 'cause when you start to giggle
                                                                  B7
All the little boys and girls try to count your chins
                 B7
You better watch that wiggle, 'cause when you start to jiggle
                                                                                  E
They can't tell where your face stops or your chest begins

C7                      F
      You better watch that wiggle, 'cause when you start to giggle
                                                                  C7
All the little boys and girls try to count your chins
                  C7
You better watch that wiggle, 'cause when you start to jiggle
                                                                                  F
They can't tell where your face stops or your chest begins

                     C7                                                              F     C7 F
No they can't tell where your face stops and your chest begins