Maternal Supervision                               Jim Mohr Intro: D D D G A D  D D G A D                  D                                                                                        A You keep thinning down my whisky so I don't get as drunk as before                       A                                                                                        D And you buy me bigger shoes so I don't fall when I stumble out the door G                                           D You pull down the shades, when I act a fool   A                                               D I try to go swimming, there's a cover on the pool G                            D                    Bm I owe it to you that I made it this far                    A                                                                                D Could you do me one more favor, could you drop me at the bar Interim chords: D D D G A D D D G A D           D                                                                                             A Well I thought I'd buy a Harley but we settled on a 2 ton pickup truck           A                                                                                                               D And I always liked skydiving but you said with horseshoes I'd have better luck          G                                      D I had Nascar aspirations, but now I stay at home         A                                           D The corners of the furniture are padded now with foam G                                             D                      Bm I need you to help me make just one more decision A                                                                      D Can I light the stove without maternal supervision Interim chords: D D D G A D D D G A D   D                                                                                       A I find it hard to swallow unless I have you cuttin' up my steak                          A                                                                                   D And could you spit on a kleenex and wipe that spot of A-1 off my face        G                                           D You shovel off the drive, 'cause it's bad for my heart         A                                      D You hook the jumper cables when my truck won't start       G                                        D                          Bm My dislocated shoulder, you yanked 'til it was set                 A                                                                         D If there's something you can't do, well I haven't found it yet (repeat verse #1)