Artificial Money                                               Jim Mohr Intro:  D  E  A  D A D  E  A  D A D                                                E Sittin' in my basement makin' artificial money              A                                            D      A Just to spend it at the great big jubilee         D                                                     E And if you want to help me spend my artificial money                 A                                               D    A Then just meet me at the great big jubilee                 E                                                        A 'Cause if you're that kind of girl who likes to do things illegally           E                                                        A Then meet me in my basement, see my money factory                D                                               E We'll be sittin' in my basement makin' artificial money              A                                            D    A Just to spend it at the great big jubilee         D                                                     E And if you want to help me spend my artificial money                 A                                              D    A Well just meet me at the great big jubilee Instrumental: D  E  A  D A D  E  A  D A    E                                                        A If you're that kind of girl who likes to do things illegally           E                                                      A Then help me beat the system with my money factory                D                                               E We'll be sittin' in my basement makin' artificial money              A                                            D    A Just to spend it at the great big jubilee         D                                                     E And if you want to help me spend my artificial money                 A                                        D             DAD Well just meet me at the great big jubilee